rainbowcatpuke:

yerblues000:

danithinksoddthings:

cassandraemeraldsong:

michelleloveslaughing:

unclenicky:

Oh my God this song.

I love it.

Is it wrong for me to want it to play at my funeral?

AH maybe I can steal Nick Swardson’s idea and have a normal funeral.

With normal music.

And a closed casket.

(But my body’s not in the casket)

And then in the middle of the service

THE LIGHTS GO OUT

AND THE STROBE LIGHTS COME ON

AND MY BODY SWINGS DOWN FROM THE CEILING ON WIRES

AND SWINGS AND DANCES AROUND

TO THIS SONG.

Yes.

Nobody tell me no the plan is now in motion prepare yourselves loved ones.

^^

Reblogging again just for that.

I can see their faces now.

..HAHAHAHA

I feel so bad for your relatives.

omg

meoplelikepeople:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

OH MY FUCKING GOD LOKI NO SLEPNIR MUST BE AN ONLY CHILD

joshdizzle:

allumes:

IN A PECULIAR CUSTOM, YOUR PEOPLE HAVE GIVEN ME CURRENCY IN LIEU OF PROPER GIFTS SUCH AS A HORSE OR ARMOR AS IS TRADITION IN ASGARD.

UPON RECEIVING SAID CURRENCY, I WENT IN SEARCH OF A PLACE TO PURCHASE ARMS.  I THUS VENTURED TO THE MARKET YOU CALL “TARGET,” WHICH I WAS ENRAGED TO FIND HAS NEITHER TARGETS NOR ITEMS TO  FIRE UPON THEM.

VERILY, IN THE MIDST OF ALL YOUR REALM’S IRKSOME GARMENTS AND SILLY NON-MEATY FOODS, I DID DISCOVER THE AISLE OF TOYS, A PLACE WHICH HOLDS MANY WONDERS!

this is perfection.

honeyyoushouldseemeinacrown:

veiledsentiments:

boys-from-baker-street:

I’m not even sorry.

Just listen.

Yep. Yep, this is true. There is truth in this post.

hahahaahahaha omg.

omg xD

arms-around-cas:

#The horror he must have felt seeing that happen #his skin changing without his permission #to that of the creatures he was taught to despise #the sudden gut-wrenching realisation #that his life could be a lie

#And then Britain said #give that man an olympic torch #Matt Smith #Britain’s biggest idiot #now with more fire

thepoundcakeofthebakervilles:

#I’M GOING TO REBLOG EVERY SINGLE PICTURE OF MATT AND YOU CAN’T STOP Me